Inspired by Stacey, an excitable golden retriever puppy I met
yesterday….
“Chew chew chew chew, fucking great, chew chew chew chew,
yeah, chew chew chew chew, love my chew toy, chew chew chew chew, chew chew
chew chew, woohoooo, chew chew chew chew, feels so good, chew chew chew chew.”
“Drop it!”
“Chew chew chew chew, what? chew chew chew chew, woohoo, chew
chew chew chew, fucking yeah, chew chew chew chew, love my chew toy, chew chew
chew chew, chew chew chew chew, feels so good, chew chew chew chew.”
“Stacey! Drop it!”
“Chew chew chew chew, what? chew chew chew chew, woohoo, chew
chew chew chew, fucking yeah, chew chew chew chew, love my chew toy, chew chew
chew chew, chew chew chew chew, feels so good, chew chew chew chew.”
“Stacey! I said drop it!!”
“Chew chew chew chew, what? What does she want? chew chew
chew chew, woohoo, chew chew chew chew, fucking yeah, chew chew chew chew, love
my chew toy, chew chew chew chew, chew chew chew chew, feels so good, chew chew
chew chew.”
“Stacey! Do as you are fucking told!!”
“Chew chew chew chew, what? What does she want? chew chew
chew chew, woohoo, chew chew chew chew, she looks unhappy, chew chew chew chew,
love my chew toy, chew chew chew chew, chew chew chew chew, feels so good, chew
chew chew chew, better see what she needs.”
Stacey Spits
out chew toy.
“Good dog.”
“Well? What do you want? I was enjoying my chew toy…”
“Have a chocolate treat for dropping your toy.”
Stacey gets
chocolate.
“What’s this? Chew….. Woohoo, “Chew chew chew chew, fucking
great, chew chew chew chew, yeah, chew chew chew chew, love my new chew toy,
chew chew chew chew, chew chew chew chew, woohoooo, chew chew chew chew, feels
so good, chew chew chew chew.”
Barticus
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